By Melinda Coats, from MomSense (MOPS Magazine)…
I live the life of a rock star. It’s true! I have wild hair and make-up with frequent costume changes.
Everywhere I go I have an entourage. People are constantly yelling my name. I look out into the crowd and they’re actually crying for me, reaching for me.
I have no privacy. I’m watched when I shower, when I’m cooking, even when I use the restroom… for my own protection, I’m sure.
When I go places I must do so quickly before my fans get out of control and start a riot. Every night a different guy wants to sleep with me. Each of them seems genuinely hurt when I turn him away.
Occasionally I get dirty undergarments whirled at me with a whoop and a smile. It’s even hard sometimes to walk through my own home without someone spotting me ad trying to grab my legs or my clothing.
Oh, and don’t forget about the stalkers! You know those crazed fans that follow you everywhere? Why, I can’t even talk on the phone in the pantry without an eye or two peeping in at me.
Yes, it’s true- I live the life of a rock star.
Ben and I had a great day with friends a couple of weeks ago, while Nathan stayed home with Evan. We met Erica, Madison, Paula, Morgan, and Landon at the movies to see Horton Hears a Who and then headed to lunch. After, Nathan, Evan, Ryan, and Katy all joined us at the city pool to enjoy a great day beating the heat. The kids had a wonderful time swimming, and Ben absolutely shocked us when he jumped off the diving board several times! Who knew he had taught himself to swim?!
Ben is now 6.
Two new babies coming into the world soon…
We spent the whole week wearing red, white, and blue and enjoying some Americana activities (swimming almost every day, concert on Tuesday, playdate on Friday, fireworks on Saturday, and a couple of different events today)…
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